Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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