why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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