I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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