so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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