dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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