Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
My nipple is on Facebook.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
