Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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