Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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