Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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