so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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