Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
