that's an acceptable place to lick
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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