i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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