put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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