theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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