party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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