brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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