party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i think i have two assholes
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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