HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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