if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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