I seem to have left my pride at pride
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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