love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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