Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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