weddingsv make me drug and hornr
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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