Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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