I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Green mimosas i think yes
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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