You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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