youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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