i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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