i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I forget how to act sober
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