I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
