You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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