god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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