oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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