Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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