I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
