is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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