Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I see more hoeing in ur future
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