no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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