I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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