You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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