bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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