the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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