why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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