ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
there is glitter all over my balls
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