Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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