do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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