You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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