Hey man sorry I got all grabby
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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