VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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