I'm drive I can fine osifer
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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