Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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