Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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