Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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