I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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